As second-tier candidates become first-tier candidates (and first-tier candidates fall to second) we hear new cries, daily, of why this candidate or that will not — CANNOT — be elected President. So now, with Herman Cain rising near the top of public polls and getting a harder look — and criticism — from the left and right (ok, middle-right) — MCVPAC presents this list that definitively sums up
Why Herman Cain could never be POTUS
(courtesy of poster big bad easter bunny at freerepublic.com)
Herman Cain can never become POTUS for the following reasons:
1 ) The Tea Party are racists, this is only a trick to lull him into believing they support him so they can later vote for Romney!
2 ) He has only raised a few million dollars, runs a very lean campaign, everyone knows you need expensive political consultants to become president!
3 ) Bill Maher bet $1,000,000 that Herman Cain won’t be POTUS!
4 ) He doesn’t need a teleprompter to speak!
5 ) His 9-9-9 plan is too simple, Americans love a horrific, complicated tax code that lobbyists can manipulate!
6 ) His Father is an American and not from Kenya.
7 ) He loves America!
8 ) He actually believes Martin Luther King’s philosophy; ” That you should judge a man by his character, not the color of his skin”.
9 ) He is the flavor of the month, so that means, I don’t know what that means.
10) If he does not know the answer to a question, he says; “I don’t know the answer”.
11) He is not a politician.
12) He didn’t go to Harvard and is not the smartest man in the Universe!
13) He doesn’t think the Constitution is a living, breathing, alterable, changeable, ignorable document, he believes it is the law of the land.
14) He would show his long form birth certificate and all his school records in a heart beat.
15) His wife has always been proud of America!
16) None of his friends are admitted communists or radicals or terrorists!
16) He has actually saved and created real jobs, that didn’t cost $250,000 each and created profits for the company’s he worked for.
17) Worst of all he likes pizza!
Next: Why Ron Paul is right about our foreign policy — except for the “American citizens” plotting against the US inside America on behalf of foreign countries and international terrorist organizations — but why quibble about details and reality.